Post by Tundra on Jan 6, 2011 22:28:29 GMT -5
Alright something that isn't transformers related but thought it was a bit funny. My Creative Writing 1 teacher assigned this for our first writing assignment, literally he did. Hope you guys have a bit hilarity in this:
The Snot
The stuff called mucus,
What stays in our nose,
Can be in our stomach,
Makes us queasy,
Caused by many,
We get it from pollen,
Caused by cold of winter,
Wind blowing dust,
Warm weather bringing new bloom,
Flu that attacks our systems,
It can be light green from puss,
Red from blood,
Dark green from who knows what,
Most caused by irritation,
Or simply picking your nose,
It can be runny,
It can be clumpy,
Can choke you when swallowed,
Digesting makes an upset stomach,
Makes you vomit,
It's in our nose,
Swallowed when sick,
Gooey and nasty,
This is snot
The Snot
The stuff called mucus,
What stays in our nose,
Can be in our stomach,
Makes us queasy,
Caused by many,
We get it from pollen,
Caused by cold of winter,
Wind blowing dust,
Warm weather bringing new bloom,
Flu that attacks our systems,
It can be light green from puss,
Red from blood,
Dark green from who knows what,
Most caused by irritation,
Or simply picking your nose,
It can be runny,
It can be clumpy,
Can choke you when swallowed,
Digesting makes an upset stomach,
Makes you vomit,
It's in our nose,
Swallowed when sick,
Gooey and nasty,
This is snot