Post by Jetta Windstar on Mar 24, 2011 20:57:38 GMT -5
I've got an hour to kill and thought I'd post some random stuff while I had time. I will copy some amphibolies (why does Firefox say it's spelled wrong?) from some a random worksheet my professor in my Logic gave us. They are amphibolies from various articles or sub headings from magazines/news papers, etc. Amphibolies, for those that don't know what they are, are 'syntactically (or structurally) ambiguous', meaning a reader can interpret them in more than one way. They are a type of informal fallacy.
Funny examples:
Some other amphibolies:
Funny examples:
- "Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case"
- "Farmer Bill Dies In House"
- "Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"
- "Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"
- "British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands"
- "Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"
- "Teacher Strikes Idle Kids"
- "Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe"
- "Miners Refuse To Work After Death"
- "Stolen Painting Found By Tree"
- "Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter"
- "Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One"
- "Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"
- "Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees"
- "Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half"
- "Hospital Sued By Seven Foot Doctors"
- "New Vaccine May Contain Rabies"
- "Include Your Children When Baking Cookies"
Some other amphibolies:
- "The president of our college has promised to stop drinking on campus. Apparently the president has a drinking problem."
- "The ad for Ajax house cleaning service reads: "Never clean again." Obviously you should never hire that service, because your house will never be clean again."
- "George said that he was interviewing for a job drilling oil wells in the supervisor's office. We can only conclude that the supervisor must have an awfully dirty office."