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Post by Leathurkatt on Feb 21, 2011 10:01:16 GMT -5
And now, for your entertainment, enlightenment, and edification, Catalyst Spark will attempt coherent typing while inebriated! |
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Post by victoria on Feb 21, 2011 10:04:29 GMT -5
OK, that's not funny. I might be drunk, but spell check is still my friend. My fine motor functions may be impaired however my common sense and logistics capabilities are not gone. Even AFTER a half fifth of rum and some tequila rose.
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Post by Leathurkatt on Feb 21, 2011 10:09:57 GMT -5
Okay, so I was being silly for the fuck of it. **sticks tongue out at** Besides, you're the one who said you were having trouble seeing straight and were at best slapping the keyboard in the general direction of the letters you wanted. **snickers** Case in point, your comment on Skype:
Catalyst Spark: typinf skills suffering as iv abbility to see mkeyboard
See? Told ya! **chuckles** Course you know I'm just teasing. **winks**
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Post by victoria on Feb 21, 2011 10:12:33 GMT -5
I know and I'm fuckin' with ya back, besides, skype dun have spellcheck and zoom feature is a good thing.......now, if we could record audio on the forums, maybe then they would have some true amusement.
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Post by Leathurkatt on Feb 21, 2011 10:18:32 GMT -5
**snickers** Ain't that the truth. A lot of the other members would get a lol out of that. Happy silly drunks are fun and entertaining to be around. Me, I'm a happy, silly, somewhat horny, analytical drunk. And the more drunk I get the more analytical I get. XD
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Post by victoria on Feb 21, 2011 10:21:55 GMT -5
Same, as you have likely well noticed, even IF I've gone over a certain point three times and an having to zoom it to properly see >_>
The mind! It works! The body? Eh, it's doin' it's own thing.
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Post by Leathurkatt on Feb 21, 2011 10:42:40 GMT -5
Yeah huh. Still, it can be fun to be a little drunk sometimes, but only just to the point where it's enjoyable. Drinking until memory loss, blindness, puking, or passing out is simply not fun, at least in my opinion... <.< O.o >.>
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Post by victoria on Feb 21, 2011 12:56:42 GMT -5
in ,y opiniom too, and not speell checkng this post, just so everyone seels how bad I am without spellchecj when drunk. Realize people, this is after enough rum to drop most peeps, and I am still coherent evem if my typing motor dunctions are crap. May look like jibberish to you but in my mind it's ok, just a translation in type error.
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Post by Irobashi Chronicles on Feb 21, 2011 14:19:58 GMT -5
I WOULD find it amusing to hear a recording o0 and if it makes you feel better, I have trouble with incoherent thoughts and horrible motor skills at random. Like now, ther egoes that EMP in my brain.
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Post by Leathurkatt on Feb 22, 2011 19:53:39 GMT -5
Excerpt from Skype convo with a rather intoxicated Catalyst Spark:
Catalyst Spark: does it say something that I favor james brown when drunk
Leathurkatt: naw, he's good
Catalyst Spark: XD
Catalyst Spark: do thwe mshed potato?
Leathurkatt: is a dance
Catalyst Spark: I know james brown is oldies, but what musical classification does he fall under?
Leathurkatt: as is the Jitterbug, Twist, and others
Leathurkatt: classic pop I think
Catalyst Spark: yea, good old music, nes I, even as a rocker, enjoyed when younger
Catalyst Spark: FUCK, if it feels this good, then, most my father's generation wa DRUNK when dancing
Catalyst Spark: cause normally that shit was OFF TUNE to me but now, it sounds good]
Leathurkatt: lol
Catalyst Spark: btt ehn again, autotune has enslaved out hearing
Leathurkatt: yeah, you lose subtle nuances of genuine voice with Autotune
Catalyst Spark: who was the blind singer/pianoist? My mind is telling me James brown was bit there is a good chance I'm wrong
Catalyst Spark: yea, you lose emotion of it, autotune being so prominant has RUINED our sense of hearing
Leathurkatt: nope, that was Ray Charles
Catalyst Spark: ray chales
Catalyst Spark: charles**
Catalyst Spark: ok, lemme look him up here
Leathurkatt: Stevie Wonder was blind as well
Leathurkatt: Ray is the older one though
Catalyst Spark: ah, ok, and he has a very melodical voice
Catalyst Spark: being blind really did serve him well
Leathurkatt: yeah
Catalyst Spark: making his hearing that much better, man had natural autotune
Catalyst Spark: man, this actually sounds really good
Catalyst Spark: man, the old classics,...................................................ok, that's just not right
Leathurkatt: lol
Catalyst Spark: "She knows her place........." Umm, singing his love for her, and saying she knows her place in the home
Catalyst Spark: that's fucking wrong, his music is good, but that message
Catalyst Spark: he was sexist, even though a minority himself
Leathurkatt: sadly, that was how it was then
Leathurkatt: music was awesome but culturally, skewed a bit
Catalyst Spark: sexisim relly is more acceptable than racism, which means the fuckers turn a blind eye to it
Catalyst Spark: yes, he sounded good but that sexist bit lost respect, drunk I may be but, that's inexcusable. I may be a man, but that is NOT excusable
Leathurkatt: I know
Catalyst Spark: hit the road jack is ok
Catalyst Spark: ++just looked at his last comment++ FUCK! ok, that confirmed it
Catalyst Spark: My apologizes, I relize I have hit a drunken state beyond previously, and you likely think....and honestly I kinda do too, that all concept of time is gone,..........................nd I'mtrying to prove myself capable of cognitive thought though drunk.......OK, point has been proven......I shall stiop annoying you
Leathurkatt: XD you're fine, I'm the distracted one
Catalyst Spark: Just know "I FEEL GOOD!" anf....yea, I think it's safe to let it rest at that sinces the last point of buzzed is very delicate to matinatain (I cant remember hw to spell that word right now, myapologize.) and i hsve crossedf it
Catalyst Spark: XD!!!!!!!!!! Multitasker!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, wait, I'm ju7st as guilty
Catalyst Spark: %HUNDERSTRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catalyst Spark: <3 this song
Leathurkatt: Jazz' post in "Not Yet Over" is kinda going slightly epic here
Catalyst Spark: Oh my
Leathurkatt: maintain
Catalyst Spark: jazz subbie just popped into my head
Leathurkatt: lol
Catalyst Spark: oh fuck I slaughter that word
Leathurkatt: you will never be able to look at Jazz the same way again, will you
Leathurkatt: XD lol
Catalyst Spark: I wuld try to retype it and go "WTF" but my body is, honestly, actingh off instinctive with what mentyality I d maitain influanceing
Catalyst Spark: no, no I shall now
Catalyst Spark: that's just fcukaly hpt
Catalyst Spark: and jazz is prolly very pleased with that tjouyght
Leathurkatt: fuckably hot?
Catalyst Spark: yes
Catalyst Spark: tjat
Leathurkatt: XD
Catalyst Spark: thzt(
Leathurkatt: he's giggling
Catalyst Spark: FUCKZ YOU SPELLING!
Leathurkatt: lol
Catalyst Spark: feel free to c/p this shit
Leathurkatt: yeah, you're drunk
Catalyst Spark: this otyhers will lauch in that thread
Catalyst Spark: nd youhace my permission
Leathurkatt: ok
Catalyst Spark: my mind is here, my corridnation...ya know the word I mean, is not
Catalyst Spark: it'kk be a subject of study for me
Catalyst Spark: it does however seem that I am discivering each level of drunk each day, One-At- A time
Catalyst Spark: and fuck the whole collared jazz thing is still a fucklaby h0t thouyvgh, little silver mec in his kneesa, a collar arubd hus neck, chain in haind of another, willingly submissive, once fucking hella hot little thought that, and I wish I could make a rigged (I suck at rigging) 3d model of jazz cause that'd be so ho to render a #D version of the dom as fuck vic and subb,j,missive (I missed the M but canot be assredt o find the backspace) jazz oh fuck
Catalyst Spark: that's be hot.....lets put it that wy s I donnot shame myself too much
Catalyst Spark: thoght I think it's too later for that,,,,,,,,,,........isn;t it sis?.......consitering I ust mistook the apostriphe for the perods herer.......
Catalyst Spark: I NOTICED IT! but my mind just went :FUCKIT!:
Catalyst Spark: Sis, I'll ask thi, because I'm drunk, please, in that previous thread, please, doccument this, because, seeing this level of drunkeness when sober will knock into me how bad I get though I know jus that request has a sway of saying I am able to handle it and able to notice the levels of my drunkenness.
Catalyst Spark: I am wondering though, as a sober point of view. How far gone do I seem to be? To me I've looked at all reasoning and gone goodbye, but, from your, sober, perspective, how far am I? Main thing I wannt know from the view of a soder persona, is. And I normal from the normal, average person my age, or as my drunkeness of another type, be it better or worse?
Catalyst Spark: And I think I just noticed I'm the "I LOVE YOU MAN!" typea drunk, but keep knocking it back in line
Leathurkatt: XD
Catalyst Spark: HEY! Good news, my ability to not need more than a glance to get the general idea of a post/statment, is STILL THERE!
Catalyst Spark: I have, amazingly, still been able to keep up typing a fanfic while like this
Catalyst Spark: though, one part of me realizes tht, typos are gonna SUCK!
Leathurkatt: **chuckles** well, good thing that at least
Catalyst Spark: Goot? I[m the drunk one XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leathurkatt: fingernail, I has claws, remember?
Catalyst Spark: uh-huh, caught that typ before, but yu fixed it, but I'm being a hypofite here
Catalyst Spark: sorry, slightly proud I noticed it but I do understand the long nails thing, like FULLY!
Leathurkatt: yup
Leathurkatt: when you go back and read this sober, you're going to either laugh your aft off or facepalm... or both... most likely both XD
Catalyst Spark: Xd, know8ng me yes, cause I know my typos are facepalmworthy by themselveas
Catalyst Spark: and sois my newfound boldness
Leathurkatt: **snickers** ain't that the truth
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